Alias: Mr. Stab
Real Name: Sydney Needleman
Superpower(s): Insanity. Above average stabber. Owns own monkey who is also above average stabber.
Alias: The Tyrant
Real Name: The Tyrant (bad parents)
Superpower(s): Metal armor that makes his voice sound funny, speaks in the third person.
Alias: The Chechire Cat Burgler
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): Invisibility, Cat-like Reflexes, Claws.
Alias: Pol Pot's Brain in a Jar
Real Name: Saloth Sar (look it up)
Superpower(s): Can somehow see and speak despite lack of eyes or mouth.
Alias: The Venus Mantrap
Real Name: Audrey Green II
Superpower(s): Plant control.
Alias: HaxX0r
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): Is extremely good with computers. This allows him to create wacky gizmos somehow.
Alias: HaxX0r's Evil Zombified Head
Real Name: The Living Undead
Superpower(s): Is still extremely good with computers. This continues to allow him to create wacky gizmos somehow.
Alias: Monkey Stab
Real Name: Coco
Superpower(s): Limited mimicry. Above average stabber.
Alias: Dr. Innsmouth
Real Name: (unpronouncable)
Superpower(s): Has four more tentacles than the average person
Alias: Madame Doomstruction
Real Name: Marcie McDonald
Superpower(s): Excellent organizational skills, touch typist, PHD in Psychology.
Alias: Slaughtergore
Real Name: Bubba Bastille
Superpower(s): Alien paracite grants him the same abilities as Spiderman
Alias: The Crosswordler
Real Name: Conrad Undrum
Superpower(s): Leaves crossword clues at the scenes of his crimes. Really, it's more of a liability than a power.
Alias: Carman
Real Name: Carmen Otto
Superpower(s): Can run as fast as a car, absorb huge amounts of damage with only minor dents and dings, and punch like an oncoming truck. Also: Highbeams.
Alias: The Unknown President
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): Super-Intelligence, incredibly mysterious identity
Alias: The Incredible Reagan
Real Name: Ronald Reagan
Superpower(s): Anger and Communism cause him to transform into a giant green destructive monster.
Alias: Tricky Dick
Real Name: Richard Nixon
Superpower(s): Has a seemingly endless array of tricks and gimmicks up his sleeve.
Alias: Density Control John Quincy Adams
Real Name: John Quincy Adams
Superpower(s): Density Control
Alias: Kevin and Frank
Real Name: Kevin, Frank
Superpower(s): Superhuman ability to hide own incompetence
Alias: Doctor Villain
Real Name: Sadism, Greed, Tyranny, Gimmick and Brains
Superpower(s): ALL OF THEM
Alias: House Manager #0
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): Long beard makes him wise.
Alias: Evil House Manager #0
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): Devil horns make him evil.
Alias: House Manager #1
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): Tough enough to survive several hangings before one finally took.
Alias: House Manager #2
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): Can make face considerably redder than the rest of his body.
Alias: House Manager #3
Real Name: Unknown
Superpower(s): NEEEEEEERD
Alias: House Manager #4
Real Name: Robot House Manager
Superpower(s): Unhangable titanium neck, Fearsome Robotic Wrath.
Alias: House Manager #5
Real Name: Opposite House Manager
Superpower(s): Cannot be killed was difficult to kill due to the paradox of his dimensions very existence.
Alias: House Manager #6
Real Name: Bicycle Boy (Well, not really)
Superpower(s): Can run as fast as a bicycle (which is pretty fast, especially downhill).
Alias: House Manager #7
Real Name: Mister Palindrome
Superpower(s): Ultimate Cosmic Power.
